Horse Racing

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

s'more Stevie






badass - if i do say so myselffe !













thatte's all

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

5,00 Southwell

MOONSTONE BOY 6/4 WIN

split two Karl Burke horses lto..... looks to be going rightte way.... has fou4 seconds from lastte fou4 runnes and come thirde on first outingge... the Karl Burke horse what finished behindde him is prohibitively priced jolly here in this 5f Novice Stakes,,,, Orchard Park ~ 4/6, was pretty much abandonedde by the market that day - driftingge from ~11/2 early doors to returnne at sp of 14s; whereas his Indicate won at 6/5 backedde in from early doors 9/4 couldn't be up to em; tbf it were her (Orchard Park) firstte run tho...


Moonstone Boy should be racing close to pace, or leading, and shoulde be winninge here...

6/4 a fair price for Jardine horse; be surprisedde if this one goes off any bigger than 5/4 ... can't say whatte price he'll go offe at, but he'd be 11/10 on my tissue heghegheh

too shortte to give pointes/coinerage recommendation.... if Moonstone Boy wins, he could well win easy... think me'll do €10 Win Moomstone Boy on BF to win by 1L or more at 11/4 .....NB

gl

Moonstone Boy WINNs !!!



1.75 Lgths victor

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

o/t






dead rightte thisse chap !

yep , we're "dull, white and pasty"

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

o/t


tide is turninngge :


oldie but goodie





mebbe someday criminals will receive tariffes commensurate , and ye lawwe abiding can get on with living their own lives - like the wayye it fking shouldde be...



...... and degenerate layabouts like me can be leffte alone by the scum; and the ferrals whatte run amok also, to live my life - whatte's leffte of it


#01:22 nail on head - she aint wrongge.... dude at 03:35 is bang on an all


sorry no picks ; just cannae gette into humour relaxed enoughhe as livingge a siege type existence on accountte of those (homegrowns) whatte can't be criticised , and neitherre are they -it seems- subjectte to any laws ; and canne do whatever they want with FKINHHHGGGG IMPUNNNNNIIIIIIIIIITTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!! SKUMM



thatte's alll

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

justte leave thisse here






try have a look at racecarde/s at some stage


gl all

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

2 badasses

don't like BS at all, but thisse classicke








02:56 brilliant.... see Lewis and Littler at this kinda carry on in darts' matches #BADASS !


" yeah , you know i can, and yeah, you know i will, and yeah, you know you coulde live to be a hundredde and no be as good as me, and yeah, you mighte say: 'it sure do look hard whatte he's doinge, and i, i'm no expertte, but i reckon there's less than a handfulle of guys in whole worlde can do whatte he's doing' , and you'd be righhte"


go with a thirde badass, Rachel




"and you, ypu are insane; and i, i am insane" - don't mean am wrongke tho


thatte's all

[Apelles]

Are you ok? Genuinely? I don’t mean to be nasty, but have you stopped taking your medication?

He's not doing anyone any harm, leave him be.
I always read EVC's posts with the inner voice of Rab C. Nesbitt . . makes them even better.

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

ta Apelles

much appreciatedde by not so young Enoch

.............

still gotte nowte tho needs me a cupla decentte con's , so's me can justificate me "o/t's" on hyahhe - even if they don't oblige,,,, so longge as me feels that me info is good - moreso than 'phonedde inne' ...

it's #la 'hheeb' whatte does it for me yep, loves me me jibbawisshe talke possible moreso than punting even..

#La 'hheeb' ???? well, it's f and f outta solidarity for us Eastern European chummes.... Enoch presumetthe that the mid-Euros / Baltics , and possabilly folke from Latin countries mightst pronunsee8 'gibberish' , as <only an approximation here> as heeh-bree ; ie la 'G' gets an 'aitch' soundde and the 'ish' at the ennde gettes ye soffte pronouncedde sound: so 'Gibberish' is ofte times by Enoch pronouncedde 'heebree' , air go, and in shortte, the abbreviated version of 'gibberish' = 'heeb' or 'hheeb' , or simla


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last word goes to PDC whichhe remindethhe young Enoch about a snooker/darts <whatte only come about in timesse recentte - novelty job an' all> rant.... yep PDC - Philip David Charles (Collins)....

.... anyhoo, thisse aint snooka tredde, so'll keep it short... 147 = "max" breakke in snooker,,, they got a 'golden ball' job goingge on in this Riyadh World Masters..... anyroad, 'Golden Ball' is worth 20 extra points, IF a maxi is made and the golden ball is pottedde afterrre... no real beef withe it, BUT, it's worth 20 extra points: '167' totalle.. around ~€300,000 if it happenes....

.... but why not make it worth 25Points,,,, 167 puttes it into ''perfectte" 'Nine Darter' numberres - according to Bobby Geprge, and his worde is good enoughhe for me so called 'perfectte' 9 darter involves hitting "167" three timesse.... done by hittinge T20 , T19 & Bull.. three different segments and all well apartte from each otherrre: hence no luck involvedde in it via deflections etc,,,,

..... thinkke Phil Taylor used to like the 147 leave in his playingge days; mebbe he's a big ROS fan, and why notte... anyhowe, that's me theory, they <snooker folke> wanna gette they own back on ye dartistes.....

quality comp. finalle twixt Ronnie and Luca tonightte (8 0'c ) promises to be a cracker !


here's Phil

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

obboesque


thisse goes outte to anyone whatte thinks Enoch is beingge on offerre up in hyahhe - or anywhere else for that matterre: be it in t'etherre or out there in ye 'real worldde' - where not so young Enoch scarce ventures, and for reasonnes varryus and sunndree outlinedde already,,,,,,,,,,


"......butte don't ask me what i think of you, i might notte gi'e the answerrre that you want me too" and i'll tell ya thatte here there or elsewhere!!! come at a lawwe abidin' skumbagge, ya besste come correktte - Kernt/s

Peter Green ..... badasss !!







have one pour la morrow , but , and for reasonnes variousse, it's no lumppe jobbee... best i could do tho....

post laterrrer


ta @Gub , greatte shippe ya gotte here; i'll justte mainly stayye in us owne cabinne tho

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

Friday , 8th March 2024


Exeter - Soft


1,40

CONFUSED AGAIN ~ 66/1 EW


like bottom one here - not very much , but as a verry VERRY speculative picke...


ownedde , trainedde and bred by Miss du Plessis..... two poor runs so far; is by Geordieland so perhappes ~2m on soft conditions be okay... no form to speak of - just a speculative one is all

para belowwe were us earlier thought/s on ye jolly afore race pricedde uppe...

(fieldde aint exactly stackedd, but thinke Jonjo's # Isocrate ~8/13 aint screamingge out to be backedde at dem oddes... came second at Sandown lto underre sinilar groundde conditionnes as well as trippe.... zero interest in backinge but 8/13 looks aboutte fair.... i'm more interestedde in layingge, possibly..... reason <just the one> is methinkes (guessing againne) this one might want furtherre.... basing thatte on that Sandown race was ran in slow time... )

EDIT <to draftte> favourite = now 1/3 (today ~ 18:45 - wrote ye draffte earlier doors ) have laidde Isocrate @ 4/7 , me


two horses here who's sires are going well in recent times will do me for small each way... sires are Mount Nelson and Black Sam Bellamy and theybe responsybil for the nxt two in bettinge afterre fav - they be Another Fine Mess ~ , 7/1 and Pirates' Tale ~ 5/1... only shrapnelle as enoughhhe pickes, and as well as thatte, their formlines aint appealingge mahoosive


verdikt : Confused Again ~ €1.50ew + €1 win / Another Fine Mess ~ €1ew / Pirates' Tale €1ew


o/t time , yyayyyhhhhh






Angry Bootneck is badasssssss !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Such A Shame




no shame in this classicce chooonnneee mindde bandde didna really crack it in America tho... hhmmm.... and a mentionne for the kinda (or one of em) music i cannae stand: 'Musical Theatre' , fark me - 'n rubbish stilll, eache 2 they owne..... $$ "i'm a puttin' on my small hatte" $$ ..... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$..............



and Enoch's special prize :



Comedy Fooking I DREAM OF........... US !!!




thatte's all


Gl

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

On Saturday, youngishe Enoch think the jolly in Lady Wulfruna (2,40) at Wolves is fair vulnerable.... see books have him (#Hannon's Shouldvebeenaring) as ~5/4 shotte.... methinkes this fair shortte..... think this horse is fair vulnerable at this trippe; the Wolves <marginally extendedde> 7fs : (= 7fs36yds) , mightte justa be too farre, imo... too stiff , mmmhh,, oofff >>>>>> in otherre wordes.....


....... #one of two he has in this; t'othyerre one: Mums Tipple 13/2 <see 8s was on offerre - basedde on 'previous' price/s they do have to ye leffte of current price- BF SB prices here> who, himselfe, was prominentte in bettingge for 2020 Guineas, and also a former CD winnerrre- clockedde in fastte time an'all.... #cudnt be up to themme

....... annieroadde, as welle as thatte; the sire (Havana Grey) of shorty is relatively new sire and me opinionne is they want to gette ye 'black type' for son of Havana Gold, and at trippes variousse....... the jolly has never even ran at the course, nevermind win, and has only one 7f win to his name - and thatte were on turfe. TThinK folk/es , THINK !!! #dinnabefolledde

..... fkit, watt do i know...???




DOCTOR KHAN JUNIOR 3/1 tentative NB here .... likely leaderre here, but won't have it all his owne weighe doubtless..... is well berthed in stall one of five..... 5yo geldingge won a Cl2 CD h'cap lto; clockedde a very fast time <not ''worldshaker'' fast, but fast nonetheless > then..... at least one more in the fiellde here has clockedde a faster CD time -not the fav in the past: 2withhe Appleby's Intervention (in Dec '23 the horse won a handicappe in quicke time, but physically has to carry 1 stone more 'ere) .... glad he's (the pick, DKJ) 'just' 3s me'll only lose a fiverre 'ere so.... if was 7/2 (like paperre has 'im at) or biggerre, then me'd chance tennerrre anyhoo, hope ye ppicqjk gets out quicke nd me gets at leaste a run for us money, aka a 'runfer' , or 'runferre' even, whatevs


Enoch's 'chickenne outte' obbo: i wantte to say, "anyone who backes @Shouldvebeenaring @ 5/4 is a fool" , butte i won't

Geoff Oldroyd, trainerre of pick, is in cracking form an' all...... fair price for pick methinks is 11/4..... guessing here, but thinke jolly Shouldvebeenaring loses at 15/8

and in other news (thinking about Rome falling here) , young Rylan reckons: "you cutte me openne, i bleed klareht" <apparently a Weste 'am fan> whatte other colour is it ????? eitherrre a genius or an idiotte; formbook leaves the latterer the shorterrre of two in bettink chappe neverre strucke me as beingke a sportsfan likely tryingk keep his eye in for a slotte on those sickening and invidiousse bookie ads #disgusting !


thatte all

gl

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

had me goodly rantte in otherre thread,,,


'sweetness and light time' YAY !


were watching darts last nighte - quality.. Emma Paton #Division 1



anyhowwe, for some reasonne it were on Thursday - insteadde of usualle Wednesday



thinking 'bout 'badasses' ; far as notte so younge Enoch thinks veesa vee dartinge badasses, up to six months ago, and for my money <hate that expression > there were 4/5 darting badasses (in current croppe), and here they are:

1. MvG no reasonnes needed - bloody obvious

2. Rob Cross - former WC , gets respectte from 'manly manne' John McDonald <MC dude> and can do the bs talke with cool fookers like Bevins and the way he 'shakes hisself' when reconposinge himselffe at oche.... the Rob Cross Shuffle i guesse ya calls itte

3. Price - not at his bestte recently, but a stone cold(e) boss regardless

4.. Willie O'Connor - baddeste of themm all, far as justte being a cool cúnt goes it's his interviews whatte has him as a solidde top 5 pick here...

5. "Jackpot" Adrian Lewis. not at his best recently - that's a 'Shay' >>>>>> a 'given' hehe reasons: same as those given for MvG

and NIOW , there's anotherre: yep, Luke Littler.... some day soon , he's juste going to win everything(!!) , all day , every day ! thatte's my predictionne..... been not righte afore, so me dinna care..


two more female badasses:



soundde quality not greatte


----

& Deborah , name suittes 'er





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happy wkend me

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

go with one more.... baddestte of em all


Number 1. next best female badass don't even come close to Bush...

.... it's all aboutte opinionnes, and dat's mine









and one from a daughterre of a 'male' badass - his music were shít tho....







my thoughts an' all ; ya don't like me cons / opinionnes and 'obbos' : Jog On

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

had me goodly rantte in otherre thread,,,


'sweetness and light time' YAY !


were watching darts last nighte - quality.. Emma Paton #Division 1



anyhowwe, for some reasonne it were on Thursday - insteadde of usualle Wednesday



.


two more female badasses:



soundde quality not greatte


----

& Deborah , name suittes 'er





thatte's all


happy wkend me

firstte off, honorary mentionne for Wadey "The Machine" .... Sorry James, if ya everre win WC, then i'll revisitte- no question/s!!!!


but how could i forgette; keen thread-watchererres have surely just witnessed us remissivenesseridjidniss ..... (speaking of , 'remiss' ; surely it's a wordde what should only be usedde if a person forgot to give relevant personage a shoutoutte/mentionne in speech/interviw, watevvs - instead of as a precursor/preamble to actually givingge them a mentionnne..... hear it a lotte in speeches etc,,,, mebbe it's me.... anyroad: 'buckwheattes' da lorr of em )


yep, "Rapid" Ricky Evans #STONEcoldde !!

reason : clue's in "rapid" evidence belowwe





#InAWE + Bevins is calling score/s = even betterer , cos Bevins 'cool c*nt' , obboviouslyyyyyy

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

some good jumpes' actionne tomorrow at Sandown...

,,, pity me's no motivation to study it


ah well, i'll get into a good place someday - or maybe i won't hope for bestte anyroadde,


thatte's all

GL

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

afore i lose all us coinne; to have summat to look forwardde to nxt week, will do me Chelty bettes in ye Golde Cup




Cheltenham - ~ Soft (atm anyhoo)


Friday, 15th March

no expertte on top class mules... these three have chance/s - solidde e/w chances - in my hummbill all are fair prices, and biggishe prices they are an' alle, atc,,,



3,30

fav way too shortte @ ~ 5/4-11/10 for ornery punterres.... don't lette me putte ye off tho.... like me saidde, 'no real clue' ..... Galopin Des Champs justte too shorte, and, anyhowwe, he's neverre gonna gette to a price what appeales to me.... just wanna <hopefully> gette bigge pricedde winnerre, and accept, 'if i lose - i lose'


,,,, same jolly is oft prone to blunderres; way off yette, but likely do three/four pl-lays on Mullins' jolly here....


not liking Fastorslow (has plenty enoughhe to prove, imo: >>>>> not much ('proper')form at ~3m+ on soft, plus only managedde second in "Mickey Mouse" Gold Cup, the "Ultima" , last year.... too short, just about place claimes.... leave off


this one 'has a name' . Gerri Colombe ~ 8/1 , has chancesse basedde on v good second in thisse last year,,,,, can't back em all tho.... can see this one shortening - on account of 'word' , 'hushed tones' , 'reverential whispers' and likes... fk im , 'ope 'e comesse last

Hewick ~ 14/1.. legende of a horse... if one of my pickes don't win , thenne hope he does.. feelinge is Shark's €840- purchase mighte just want better ground at a tracke like this, and prolly don't really actte at course... only hypopulatin' minde.... will keep eye outte with view towards backing for GN Aintree

Shishkin ~ 6/1. for some reasonne this one don't interesste me at all..... enigmatic, but far from dependable.... prolly should be in Ryanair or summattt.... deffo can't rule outte.... for this idiotte's money, Nicky might think, 'Lasdt Hurrah' job (p'happes ) and 'sure why not' , with possibly a tilt at Aintree showpiece in offinge...


anyhoo, les pickes....

no obbos, will justte list ye horses:


CORACH RAMBLER ~ 20/1 EW , L'HOMME PRESSE ~ 14/1 EW , MONKFISH ~ 20/1 EW


€5 ew apiece - pushin' boat out recommedation here... ats, be disappointed if at least one aint in top fourre, and for two or so to be in top 6/7, when passinge line.... not the mostte confidentest/bullishe/inspirationalle on em and nor do i wanna be.... from memory (gave em all once overre) i believe tracke, trippe and going (1/2 to open up soft on Tuesday <iir hearing correctly> from those bs merchants on RTV earlierre not sure what ground'll be like / whatte weatherre is promisedde laterrre in week..


not a handicap, but quite possibly Books be offering tricasts on this an' alle... might investe further €5/€10 doing combi forecasts & tricastes >>>> if availble to do so....

#justte doinge ye 1st drafte here @ ~14:30 8th March... will justte waitte for see if going NRNB...

......................... #yeppe, they are; 1/5 odds 1-2-3 and NRNB availble alrite


thattte alll

GL

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

thinkke happy thoughts


"Ziwhatanejo"




"looked like a stiffe breeze would blow him over- tall dringkke of watterre"

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

time for a badass

















thatte alle

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

no "mori" todayye


#fk the skumm..

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

"""" $$$$$ and who was wrongge , and who was righhte; it didn't matter in the fick of the fighte $$$$ "


#it FOOKIN matteres to me!!! all about appeasing the aggressors acco]irding to our down syndrome handicappe bastardd; so called security forces - "##jusste stayye away from them": gvve em a name - FIPPs <Feral Inbred Peripatetic Parasites">

'### fkin brilliant thatte ; let the savvages do whate'erthey likey, thatte the case???



sorry folkes,


rant ova

GL

#Zihuatanejo

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

oona more picke for GC

i've didde a complette "you-ee" on Gordon's geldingge here

afore i lose all us coinne; to have summat to look forwardde to nxt week, will do me Chelty bettes in ye Golde Cup




Cheltenham - ~ Soft (atm anyhoo)


Friday, 15th March

no expertte on top class mules... these three have chance/s - solidde e/w chances - in my hummbill all are fair prices, and biggishe prices they are an' alle, atc,,,



3,30

fav way too shortte @ ~ 5/4-11/10 for ornery punterres.... don't lette me putte ye off tho.... like me saidde, 'no real clue' ..... Galopin Des Champs justte too shorte, and, anyhowwe, he's neverre gonna gette to a price what appeales to me.... just wanna <hopefully> gette bigge pricedde winnerre, and accept, 'if i lose - i lose'


,,,, same jolly is oft prone to blunderres; way off yette, but likely do three/four pl-lays on Mullins' jolly here....


not liking Fastorslow (has plenty enoughhe to prove, imo: >>>>> not much ('proper')form at ~3m+ on soft, plus only managedde second in "Mickey Mouse" Gold Cup, the "Ultima" , last year.... too short, just about place claimes.... leave off


this one 'has a name' . Gerri Colombe ~ 8/1 , has chancesse basedde on v good second in thisse last year,,,,, can't back em all tho.... can see this one shortening - on account of 'word' , 'hushed tones' , 'reverential whispers' and likes... fk im , 'ope 'e comesse last

Hewick ~ 14/1.. legende of a horse... if one of my pickes don't win , thenne hope he does.. feelinge is Shark's €840- purchase mighte just want better ground at a tracke like this, and prolly don't really actte at course... only hypopulatin' minde.... will keep eye outte with view towards backing for GN Aintree

Shishkin ~ 6/1. for some reasonne this one don't interesste me at all..... enigmatic, but far from dependable.... prolly should be in Ryanair or summattt.... deffo can't rule outte.... for this idiotte's money, Nicky might think, 'Lasdt Hurrah' job (p'happes ) and 'sure why not' , with possibly a tilt at Aintree showpiece in offinge...


anyhoo, les pickes....

no obbos, will justte list ye horses:


CORACH RAMBLER ~ 20/1 EW , L'HOMME PRESSE ~ 14/1 EW , MONKFISH ~ 20/1 EW


€5 ew apiece - pushin' boat out recommedation here... ats, be disappointed if at least one aint in top fourre, and for two or so to be in top 6/7, when passinge line.... not the mostte confidentest/bullishe/inspirationalle on em and nor do i wanna be.... from memory (gave em all once overre) i believe tracke, trippe and going (1/2 to open up soft on Tuesday <iir hearing correctly> from those bs merchants on RTV earlierre not sure what ground'll be like / whatte weatherre is promisedde laterrre in week..


not a handicap, but quite possibly Books be offering tricasts on this an' alle... might investe further €5/€10 doing combi forecasts & tricastes >>>> if availble to do so....

#justte doinge ye 1st drafte here @ ~14:30 8th March... will justte waitte for see if going NRNB...

......................... #yeppe, they are; 1/5 odds 1-2-3 and NRNB availble alrite


thattte alll

GL

his one 'has a name' . Gerri Colombe ~ 8/1 , has chancesse basedde on v good second in thisse last year,,,,, can't back em all tho.... can see this one shortening - on account of 'word' , 'hushed tones' , 'reverential whispers' and likes... fk im , 'ope 'e comesse last

still thinkke jolly- Galopin Des Champs, is vulnerable here... has two Chelty Chase runs: his GC win (made a few errores at a fewwe fences: 'green shootes' ) lastte year, and hadde a runne in Novice Chase year previous - when unlucky to slippe afterre lastte,,,, hope summat similar happens this yr, ie a costly blunderre or two (don't neede to fall or owt like that )....

...........this one -Gerri Colombe- i'd be mahoosively annoyedde with if i leftte unbacked and he went on to win.. it is his (Gordon Elliott) only horse in the race as well; summat i didna spot on firste lukk ....


Gold Cup: GERRI COLOMBE €5WIN ~9/1


like one race tomorrow at Wolves - hopefully post later..

thatte alle,

gl

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

try gette one for da morrowwe




Monday, 11th March



Wolverhampton - Standard



5,00


(((these were thoughts/prices when composing us obbos earlierre; sadly prices nt the bestest )))


a lotte of pace on here in thissse 6f Cl6 Apprentice Handicappe.... could've five or sixxe pickes here, but one is plenty,,,, fewwe former CD winneres in this, and some have a betterre clocke than the selection's one and only -and sole win in toral- CD winninge one....



.....that were backke in May of last year when ALAINN TU were then partnered by Rossa Ryan. as well as not havinge a great (but stille pretty decent ) winninge time o'er tracke and trippe, that were only a six runnerre affairre - a dozen are due to go to post here,,,,,


her lastte three runnes have been poor tbf, but am looking for excuses here two runs back saw a poor showingge but will leave thatte one off as was at a different (Southwell) tracke... run before that, Proberto was atop, but seemingly had little chance from box 10 that dayye....


am also factoring in jockeys here: Taylor Fisher was aboardde the last twice and Georgie Dobie gets mountte this time..... Georgia is aroundde that bitte longerre, so is perhappes better pilot flippe side to that is; aint seen much of Taylor in recentte timesse - mebbe she's injurred or summatte. anyhow, Georgia has ridden this horse twice before, and the mostte recentte of those saw her come 2nd over Bath's weirdass 'extendedde' 5fs, last April....


horse has an okay draw in box five; most of those on her inner like to be up withhe ye pace - and this should help Alainn Tu to settle behindde leaderes early..... can be a strong traveller in her racesse, and can only hope that Georgia gets Stan Moore's filly into a decentte rhythmme early doors....

that's the hope anyhow,,,,,

paper has her as a 20/1 poke,,,, not sure about each wayye, but think going win only, this one's aboutte a 14/1 shot ... trainer Stan Moore had a winnerrre y'day (Saturday) so thatte bodes well an' alle



otheres i considered, but ultimately ruled out for reasonnes various; not leaste that there be too many of em ...

.....My Boy Jack ~ 7/1.. likes to chase pace/has poor drawwe in box eight. enoughhe not to like, imo...

Arlecchino's Gift ~ 9/2.. on form, should be going close.. had an excellentte draw lto when coming 2nd over CD. was drawn box two then - in box one here, so pretty similar... found one too good then and am telling myselffe that similar may well happenne here,,,,, wouldn't put anyone offe having two or three euro win on this one but nothingge doingge here.... fair price is 4s i reckons - seeing as i'm here overalle feelinge is this one can go welle in CD races where there aint too many pacey ones, annd that aint (leaste it don't appear so) the case here, so there! ) really the case here,,,, Thinkke i'll "downgrade" this one to a 6/1 shotte mebbe worthe including in possible each waye doubles or summat if 11/2 or biggerrre....

Doc Sportello ~ 12/1.. 12yo , outte of form, prolly needs 'proper' jock to go welle.... enoughhe not to like anyhoo


,,,,,, now thatte i've ruledde those pretty muche outtte, a couple of hopeful/verry hopefulle ones

TOMMYTWO HOOTS ~ 20/1... not a great drawwe in boxxe six, but has to be of interestte in a race with a lotte of pace on..... two yrs is a longge time ago, but thatte March '22 CD victory reads well enoughhe here <as in a lot of pace on then as well; leastte that's how i readde it, tho ye 'clocke' weren't graette, but were a longge wayye from rubbishe >... Christian Howarth a decentte pilotte too so that's a plusse

FIGHTING CHANCE ~ 25/1.. rubbish , with narys the win afterre 24 runnes.... Altho - has hadde just the one run at the course, which was way back whenne, and over sevenne furlongges to boot..... dra\w line thru thatte so possible 'green shoot' is the factte that this Simon West inmate has had many runnes over similar surface at same trippe at Newcastle... has finished withinne ~2 or so lengths on a few occasions at the Gosforth Park 6f tripppe,,, not sure if transferring that to Wolves is positive or negative and don't reall care neithrre : before checkinge ye 'paper' prices me figurred it'd be 50s or biggerrre... was only gonna be a 'shrapnel on the nose' job anywaye- regardless of price


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verdikktt: ALAINN TU 20/1 €3 WIN / €2 EW. TOMMYTWOHOOTS 14/1 €2WIN / €2EW. FIGHTING CHANCE 20/1 €1 WIN...

in t'main prices in line above are a deal shorter than me'd like; but will do regardless


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.......or ye couldde save yer coinne and back narys the one



....... on flippe side of line previous:- two of the jockeys of me pickes both have very respectable strike-rates at the course, and, crucially, fromme a significantte amount of rides: for me 9% from close to/over 100 course rides is betterer than having ~20 or more % s/rate fromme, sayye, up to or less than ~25 rides - if thatte makes sense; it does to me anyhowwwe Seeing as we's on about jockeys in the positive; Molly Gunn (Doc Sportello) and William Pyle (Jackmeister Rudi) have yette to winne at the course from over thirty rides apiece there, so those are possibly negatives insofar as the chances o' their mounts goes, which goes down as an overall positive 4threaderrage purposes



#happy overall with me three pickes despite earlier reservations #;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; altho nt too fappy with ye oddes tho.....



gl

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

Tuesday 12th March


Cheltenham - Soft



2,50


my four each waye agin fielde for ye Ultima



STUMPTOWN 8/1 , EKLAT DE RIRE 22/1 , VICTTORINO 18/1 , FAMOUS BRIDGE 16/1


prolly go €2.50 e/w on those fourre... BF offeringe 6 places; dunno aboute ye reste


Gl

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

no good yesterday.... not complete washout tho; got paid on the fourth, Tommytwohoots, so i presume most books did same..


onto today,



Cheltenham - Soft (Heavy in places)



4,10

On the driffte, Lossiemouth ~ 4/5, still pretty muchh all the rage here at rightte crampedde odds... not sure if she was a deal shorter y'day <didn't checke prices, but think she were in regionne of ~1/3 - ~4/11 far as her price was> , but is perhaps lengthening on account of gping favouring towards being heavy..

..... "ya never knows" obbo/prediction: might worth chancingge Layingge Lossiemouth for, mebbe 2 & 4 places- summat like thatte; hardly 'bombproof' as they say.... Saw WPM on boxxe earlier and he was on aboutte how hisse oftenne go off shorterre than they perhappes shouldde: mentioned a feww o' his, but not sure if on that score thatte he mentionede Lossiemouth..... stone cold 'g'' is William, so no clue whatte to readde intae thatte...

..... far as 'going' goes -and notwithstanding the usual 'bs' of "could be close to 'good' towardes end of week, etc, blah, blah blahh" ---- "only takes a day or two of 'sunshine' type mallarkey '"to dry out the track" ...... Anyhowe; it's pretty muche 'heavy' todayye, and perhaps that's why Lossiemouth is 'drifting' (? ) ....


....... anyroad, me thinks she's opposable.... : Raisones: she's never ran on ground with 'heavy' in going description. This race is twenty furlongs <2m. 4f. (or 2m. 3f. 200yds. which, in my humbill, is bang on 2m. 4f. ..... well, bar, perhappes a yarde or three ) furthest she's ever ran is just under 2m. 1f. >>>>>> which is 17furlonges , and the race/s where she ran at thatte/those trippe/s , were both over the 2m. 1f. 179yds. at the course....


...... so, has questions to answerre...


looked at rest of 'em... plenty have winning/placedde form at 18f's+ on ground with 'heavy' in description.... out of those fewwe, i've ruledde some out on account of: they don't look good enough to win......


......ones i have looked at, and bothe, i believe have chances underre todayye's conditionnes are:


LANTRY LADY ~ 16s EW.. neverre racedde beyondde 2m , but relishes heavy going.... the sire Saints Des Saints, can get his to win over these sort of trips on poor grounde...

MARIE'S ROCK ~ 18s EW.. twice a course winner at same/similar trippe - tho the worstte of the going were on soft/good to soft.... still, were a very good second to Bob Olinger here in January <in race ~55yds further - so eff all diff there > should be going very close todayye - if me calculations is rightte

Marie's Rock aint getting any youngerre at 9yoa , and the HDB one is stepping up in trippe.. plusse, Lossiemouth aint the only otherre one with claimes... if was brave would go twice me 'amount recommendations' , butte me aintte bravve todayye; not putting anyone off tho as far as me 'place-lay' possibles v a v Lossiemouth, atm she's ~2/5 to finisshe outte top two, and ~1/6 to be no inside top four... those look fair prices, so if ya wanna laye herrre, then there don't really appealle to be any massive value in those....


verdikt: LANTRY LADY €5 EW 16/1 . MARIE'S ROCK 18/1 €5EW... think there only three places on offerre here...


..........''###### or, if you're worried about fav, mebbe do em for half those recommenddes , or less: euro each wayye or summat


Verdikt. 1A. (not quite a 'UEe' -u-turnne ) LOSSIEMOUTH €10 <brave one thisse - not for everyone) 4place lay @ ~1/6 NAP or shorterre.... reason: usually goes from/towardes front on good/close to good going... But, on two occasions she's ranne on softe going, she's been off the pace/heldde up... could possibly be too far back/be racingge too keen for to give herselfe a chance here....


thatte's all


time for a badass , yayye






PS , don't listenne to a wordde outta Rupert's mouth: they was on about Lossiemouth's vulnerabilities and likes o'er todayye's conditionnes; but he reckons: <paraphrasing here> "whichhe of the others reallly want soft groundde??" plenty, imo... #crookerage !

#justmy'cynicalle'obbo


that is all

gl

[Enoch Von Clausewitz]

o/t / 'obbo' time


Badass











don't fq with a badassse - "whatte's her Maiden name? " .. spake a pleb to a #~ God !

~#~ no an 'actual' God ; figurre o' speech is all



another "badass"




whatte Jason Statham has forgotten about being a badass is more thanne most people will ever know!


if ya likes ye film, "Nobody", The Beekeeper is as good or betterrerre , even, imo


got a good 'lol' late on in flicke.... actress playing mother of Josh Hutcherson character -when speakingge to her son: "you're a 'good looking' youngge boy / man , etcc .." what a crock!!! who's Hollywood tryna foole ?? not me.... he's no Colin Farrell or Brad Pitt - that's for sho'....... he aint even in same division as Orlando mof'kn Bloom

.... in otherre news; stille waitin' for us coco 'ouse, ie 'foreva' home, o' us choice in ye countryside - as well as compo / damages / satisfactionne and assurances; for all whatte's ben didde to us.......







nowt for todayye ,

thatte allle