Giant bird poo

[schmittel]

This morning discovered this on the side of my car, definitely not there last night. Has the look of bird shit, except it is enormous! There are very few alternative explanations other than a bird, but what bird could release this? Biggest bird seen round these parts is a buzzard, could they do it?

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[isha]

The general consensus here is a swan, a seagull or a human with a nasty calling card.

[kadman]

I dont believe any bird short of a pterodactyl could carry and deliver that payload.....bombs away

[765489]

A Buzzard's crap is white. Could be a wood pigeon. I notice out in the front garden there is a spot they regularly perch on and there is a big pile of crap on the ground below them.

[quodec]

What a crap photo!!!

[Fratello]

It might have been this guy

[Scotty]

+1 for Swan.