Joe Duffy's Liveline: otherwise sometimes known as Deathline

[Del.Monte]

I'd like to start a campaign to get Irish Rail to remove all the Irish off their timetables and thereby making them far clearer to read. It's only tokenism and if Bus Eireann don't do it why do feckin Irish Rail feel the need? Is it a nod to that great gaeilgeoir railwayman Todd Andrews?

[Del.Monte]

There will soon be more regular Ukrainian speakers in Ireland than Irish speakers - what about tri-lingual package labelling. The lad kicking up about this is only 19 and needs to go and get himself a ride and get a life.

[kadman]

I had the misfortune to hear joe duffy on about puck fair yesterday. People ringing in to complain about the barbaric treatment of a goat, and Joe Duffy rabbiting on about it. If this passes for radio entertainment then I think they should hoist Joe up 30' and leave him in the air for 3 days in a heat wave, the same treatment that they intend for the goat.

[95438756]

they should hoist Joe up 30' and leave him in the air for 3 days in a heat wave, the same treatment that they intend for the goat.

May I add an enhancement?
I mean there's the tradition of stallions being hoisted so that men can wrestle them.
Some chicken nuggets and bacon rashers could be stuck to Joe with some suitably wafting sauces: wait for eagles and other birds of prey to have a go.
If the poor creatures are too tired, then have flying drones buzz around him. Joe can swing his arms to down them. The last surviving drone flying wins.

[765489]

I wonder have the Swallows fledged out of Duffy's beard yet.

[Hairy-Joe]

No wonder his listenership figures are going down....

[Del.Monte]

Double death and missing ashes - Joe is wetting himself with excitement.

[Del.Monte]

Ad for Heritage Week in Irish so that 95% of the population won't have a clue what was said.

[Del.Monte]

Suzanne Macdougald on now talking about cruelty to the goat - is this the same Suzanne Macdougald whose family owned all the mink farms?

https://www.irishtimes.com/opinion/an-i ... y-1.346502

[Del.Monte]

€450k a year, TCD graduate and he asks where do you get mosquitoes in Ireland?

[Del.Monte]

"Good God" has taken over from "Wow" as Joe's new catch cry as he plumbs the depths of the latest rural crime spree.

'Has she a special devotion to our lady' ?

[Del.Monte]

Detective Duffy says the Gardai are totally on top of the situation in Ballintubber - great that he has an inside track to Garda HQ.

[Del.Monte]

After Duffy's efforts today including playing the Ukrainian National Anthem I'd be checking under my car if I was him - and wearing gloves when I handled my door handles.

[Hairy-Joe]

I can't believe it. Joe is talking to landlords and it's not "evil fat cats".....

[Del.Monte]

Horror story from the Luas Red Line but it must be all lies as crime on public transport is down according to Barry Kenny. Duffy even has changed his tune and says we don't need a Transport Police force.

[Del.Monte]

Courtesy of the other place but I couldn't resist - just look at all those chins.

[Del.Monte]

Joe desperately casting around for something controversial without any luck...missing gee-ders found, kidney dialysis problems, shops that don't want builders leaving their clobber lying about for people to fall over and now Chinese people getting nicknames - 20 years ago!! €450k pa and worth every cent of it.

[Del.Monte]

Lack of real commercial Ads on show is quite something - the last two breaks included two for Ray Darcy, one for Marty Whelan, another for the TV licence, and the Specsavers/PRSI one which probably has some sort of State involvement....how are Duffy's excessive fees justified?

[765489]

You'd think there would be more ads from headstone memorial companies or funeral businesses given the content of the show.

[Del.Monte]

As the Queen nears the end of her life Duffy can't resist jumping on the bandwagon. Sickening stuff.

[Del.Monte]

The 211 visit....as Joe's mission to wreck the language continues unabated.

[Del.Monte]

Duffy is going to copy Prince Charles and bring a mourning outfit wherever he goes from now on.

We can only hope that she lives past 3pm so that this disgusting ghoul can't break the news.

[Del.Monte]

Joe's says his mammy was mistaken for the Queen - does that make this clown the Prince of Wales?

[Del.Monte]

He really is making a show of himself today - no knighthood for Duffy, more likely a haircut at the Tower of London.

[Hairy-Joe]

Joe's says his mammy was mistaken for the Queen - does that make this clown the Prince of Wales?

Can we make him Prince of Tuskar rock (as it's close to Wales) and leave him there?

Please?