Joe Duffy's Liveline: otherwise sometimes known as Deathline

[Bishop_Brennan]

That Gay Byrne cake recipe is the most unfunny shite ... like cringinely bad..

[Hairy-Joe]

I'm off to wash the cat.

Want a hand? I'd rather do that than listen to much more of this.

[Bishop_Brennan]

Christ it is even worse than I remember ....



It is like a bad "Funny" Friday sketch ...


Terrible..

[Del.Monte]

Potential gold on the Lavhline today as the Duffmeister tries to whip up hysteria about the Harry & Meghan TV programmes....Dinosaur 'republican' and regular on the show, John O'Donovan from Cork, given yet more airtime. Expect all the lower end of the gene pool to ring in.

Pondlife reinforcements to the rescue.

[Del.Monte]

The level of anti-Britishness and racism is quite stunning from these great 'republicans'.

[Hairy-Joe]

I turned it off but the bigotry, racism, ignorance and narrow mindedness is outstanding. If they heard some of the same being said on the BBC but changing "British" for "Irish", they would be the first complaining.

[KHD]

I hear Joe on the radio interviewing Harry Kane on Grafton Street, time to get out of the house.

[Del.Monte]

Gold on Lavhline today as Joe "Attenborough" Duffy tackles the explosion in the deer population. Told by one caller if he saw one Muntjac deer he would have an infestation the Dufoon asked "of what". €450k per annum folks.
Another gem - "we don't eat venison" in Ireland according to Duffy - I must ask my butcher what he has been selling me for years.
Should we reintroduce bears and wolves is another intelligent suggestion from our TCD graduate. He also thought putting down pesticides could be the answer.....

Joe says "no grass in the Phoenix Park" so no Lyme's Disease.

[kadman]

Put down pesticides???.....and kill off the remaining eagles that we got from Norway....jaysus