Joe Duffy's Liveline: otherwise sometimes known as Deathline

[Woke Tadhg]

it's all MEN'S fault. Shure it always is caller.

FFS.


Sorry "love" - who is the Minister for Education?

[Woke Tadhg]

Only men went to the nightclubs and pubs..............

[Woke Tadhg]

I'd like to know what branch of "science" that last female caller was qualified in...................

Also, it's great how woke Joe is allowing all this blatant sexism to go "unchecked" as he do be do be do be do be fond of saying himself.

[765489]

Rewind the conversation please Joe.

[Woke Tadhg]

Have to dash callers. Laters, so to speak.

[765489]

Haha, stop moaning and complaining. Poor Joe would be out of a job if that happened.

[Del.Monte]

Mr or Mrs.Pandemic.

[Del.Monte]

Awful, awful stuff and the incompetence of the host - when did the two-year-old go out? Why doesn't he listen?

[marhay70]

I had the misfortune to hear this today, that one Jenny is obviously a fully paid up member of the me, me, me brigade. Give the child a mask, tell her to wear it and pack her off to school FFS, or get her a visor. I think your kid is much more likely to develop problems from their parents having confrontations with their teachers at the school gate, than from wearing a mask. I'm pretty sure if you don't make a big deal about it, it'll be second nature to them in a couple of days.

[Woke Tadhg]

On today's show, Joe hopes to re-uinte Mary from Clontarf - a neigbhour and RTE staffer no less - with the 2c coin she left on the Marino 123 bus last week. Gerry from Rialto thinks he found it, and Joe will bring happiness to both with the return of the 2c coin.

[Woke Tadhg]

New number for de show - Joe will makes a bollocks of it no doubt...repeatedly.

[Woke Tadhg]

Put dat in yer phone under "Overpaid Twat"

[Woke Tadhg]

If only you lived in Kerry caller.........

[Woke Tadhg]

If only you had de inshure-dance caller.........

[Woke Tadhg]

Or heaven forbid pay for it!

[Woke Tadhg]

"5 year" - is dat 5 year singular or 5 year plural caller?

[Woke Tadhg]

The name cataracts is very offensive to cats. Can't we call it something more woke?

[Woke Tadhg]

"Working class, like you Joe."

LOL.

[Woke Tadhg]

If only there were Private Hospitals in the South that could do these procedures and keep the money in the state........

[Woke Tadhg]

Such a waste to have these people going up North, there's capacity in the Private system here and the NTPF (National Treatment Purchase Fund) could pay for them. Instead we send the money to the UK. Bonkers - as Tubs would say.

[Woke Tadhg]

Caller: I'd be like yer man out of The Pirates of Penzanze
Joe: Johnny Depp

Insert roll eyes emoji here _____.

[Woke Tadhg]

Oh Jesus, he's doing "the eve of Christmas Eve" crap again..........

[Woke Tadhg]

"contact deals"......€400,000 a year

[Del.Monte]

Well done, well done - not bad for a failed State.

[Del.Monte]

I don't know the facts - never stopped Joe before...