Joe Duffy's Liveline: otherwise sometimes known as Deathline

[Del.Monte]

How about cutting back on one night stands and being in a relationship before you start......safer all round.

[Woke Tadhg]

How about cutting back on one night stands and being in a relationship before you start......safer all round.

That's not woke. People - esp. women - are ENTITLED to get their hole so to speak when they want. Don't you dare start telling women when they can have sex or not! How dare you!

[Del.Monte]

That's not woke. People - esp. women - are ENTITLED to get their hole so t speak when they want. Don't you dare start telling women when they can have sex or not! How dare you!

Stop beating about the bush and tell us what you really think.

[Woke Tadhg]

What about free pints for grumpy old men - might make us less grumpy?

So presumptuous of you to assume men would only drink pints! You're obviously anti-wine and anti-spirits now too - on top of being a misogynist!

[Woke Tadhg]

Stop beating about the bush and tell us what you really think.

I think you'll find most women don't have bushes to beat around these days. Get with the times you dinosaur!

[Del.Monte]

We need a national conversation and perhaps the Citizens' Assembly would have an opinion on rubbers for the lads.

[Woke Tadhg]

This is like a call from 1985.

I'm out. Not in the mood for this shoyte today, I have to write a letter to Demi Lovato to thank her for bravely speaking up about derogatory comments made about extra terrestrials.

Lol at this woman telling Joe that €35 is a lot of money when he takes home €35,000+ a month.

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[Del.Monte]

Missed a chunk of this due to a phone call and I had to switch if off to stop guffawing...

[Del.Monte]

More pointless vaccine scaremongering to feed our host's fetish for death.

Caller needs his ears checking-out if he's not hearing Covid stats daily.

[Del.Monte]

Joe's lunch repeating on him.

[Del.Monte]

So the ongoing explosion in Covid numbers is down to the unvaccinated - does anybody really believe this? The vaccines have not lived up to the hype surrounding them.

[Del.Monte]

Wife, wife....not partner but 'woke' Joe can't say it.

[Del.Monte]

Fascinating, condoms were called rubbers - who would have known. This lad is hilarious - he had to sell condoms to everybody because his girlfriend was worn out....

[967543]

So the ongoing explosion in Covid numbers is down to the unvaccinated - does anybody really believe this? The vaccines have not lived up to the hype surrounding them.

Of course not, but some of the callers seemed to actually believe that if 100% were vaccinated we wouldn't be in this position.

RTE have been a disgrace over this, really ramping the fear and blaming the unvaccinated, it's nuts.

[Del.Monte]

'Good God' - Joe breathless with excitement.

Bishop Duffy finishes with a religious incantation....

[Woke Tadhg]

Of course not, but some of the callers seemed to actually believe that if 100% were vaccinated we wouldn't be in this position.

RTE have been a disgrace over this, really ramping the fear and blaming the unvaccinated, it's nuts.

Hang on! Hang on! To be fair, Joe downplayed it at the start by saying that the virus couldn't come here because we're an island, and later saying that even if it came no-one would die from it. I don't think you can downplay it more than that...........

[Woke Tadhg]

And don't forget, Joe single-handedly (apologies for the dreadful pun) saved hundreds of thousands of lives by saying "washyerhanz" for months on end. Because no-one in Ireland ever washed their hands before March 2020.

[Woke Tadhg]

OMG! How dare they! These men should be made to personally apologise to every female in the world, and anyone who identifies as female, and of course to me Woke Tadhg. Imagine impersonating a person of another sex (note: you can't say "the opposite sex" anymore)....and then writing a book under an assumed name. I know women have been doing this for eternity but that's ok, because they are women. But how dare a man do the exact same thing a woman would do! They should be executed - at least twice.
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I hope Joe covers this topic today. Being the brilliant and prolific author he is, it would be right up his street.

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"Last year, a branch of Spain’s Women’s Institute listed Mola’s The Girl , a part of the trilogy, as one of the must-read books and films by women that “help us understand the reality and the experiences of women”.

[Del.Monte]

Pets of de Pandemic - Iris and Issac.

[Del.Monte]

Widowed - Joe dying to ask for more detail.

Home Instead Ad. keeps her clucking -- pass the sick bag.

[Del.Monte]

Joe has to go up North for his horror fix - there's plenty of scumbags dropping rocks off bridges down here - ask Irish Rail.

PSNI not up to it is Joe's angle on this - perhaps the Gardai should get involved. Lol.

[Del.Monte]

Thank you for your service - first one for a while!

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Blessings from Necrophilia FM to all our lovely listeners. Tune in tomorrow where will be live from Glasnevin cemetery.