Joe Duffy's Liveline: otherwise sometimes known as Deathline

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Will Joe give a peep in for any poor Night Club owners out dere on todaze show? Will they talk de talk in rap mode wha?

[Del.Monte]

Joe has managed a segway to the Alec Baldwin shooting tragedy - well done, well done.

[Del.Monte]

Don't mention broken legs to Joe.

[Del.Monte]

Caller driven show as Joe has a chat with fellow thespians. "Into the West" one of the greatest movies ever made according to our host.

[Del.Monte]

'How did you get on during the Lockdown ?' Quickly followed by 'did you know anyone who got the virus?' - he's trolling us and that other forum now.

[Del.Monte]

What odds that "The Breakfast Roll" will get a third airing before the end of the show?

[Del.Monte]

Now a graphic cancer story. How will he segway to the breakfast roll?

[Woke Tadhg]

What odds that "The Breakfast Roll" will get a third airing before the end of the show?

I'm almost afraid to ask how a "comedy" song released at least 15 years ago made it's way onto this "topical" caller-driven show that discusses current affairs and matters of national importance.....................

[Woke Tadhg]

In other news, I see Bryan Turdriby is taking another "well earned" holiday next week. To be fair, he's out in a doo 40 hours or so since his last week off.

[Woke Tadhg]

Is the self-proclaimed working class man with the working calls work ethic putting in a hard 5 hours this week or is he too ff of another "break-een" like Tubs?

[Woke Tadhg]

In other news, I see Bryan Turdriby is taking another "well earned" holiday next week. To be fair, he's out in a doo 40 hours or so since his last week off.

Apologies for the typos in that post, I shouldn't type when it's late and I've been on the sherry so to speak.

[Hairy-Joe]

I'm back onsite at work today (we are starting back slowly). Thank feck/God/Allah/Vishnu/Hairy Monkey Baby/Who ever you regard as holy I don't have to listen to it today. Tomorrow is a different story as I'm back Working from Home so may be exposed....

Insert sad face

[Del.Monte]

Seconds in and we are onto a joyful tale of amputation - radio off - I'll try again in 10 minutes.

[Woke Tadhg]

Seconds in and we are onto a joyful tale of amputation - radio off - I'll try again in 10 minutes.

Was it the caller's leg? Did Joe say "I suppose you haven't a leg to stand on?" or something equally stupid?

[Woke Tadhg]

Seconds in and we are onto a joyful tale of amputation - radio off - I'll try again in 10 minutes.

I'm rather surprised he was in. There must not have been flights available to France so to speak.

[Del.Monte]

Stayed away from the rest of the programme but I'm fairly confident that I missed nothing.

[Del.Monte]

Motor Neurone disease - Joe in his element again. Tragic for Charlie Bird, he sounds in an awful state.

[Del.Monte]

Doctor Duffy in full flow - diseases to be a thing of the past by 3pm. Enough misery for now - radio off.

[Woke Tadhg]

Did anyone catch what may (but not likely won't) be coming up on today's show?

[Woke Tadhg]

I wonder will Joe treat us to another Vampire Funny Friday tomorrow after the specular success of last year's show? And by spectacular success I mean national embarrassment.

[Woke Tadhg]

Will Joe say "Jizz-Stappo" and "Swoss-TEAK-AH" again?

[Woke Tadhg]

Given how many times Dirk has said "I'm not a snowflake" already I think it's a fair bet to say he is a snowflake.

[Woke Tadhg]

The British Royal Family have been know to wear Nazi Uniforms Joe.......will you criticize them?

[Del.Monte]

GISS stapo. €400k pa and TCD.

[Woke Tadhg]

GISS stapo. €400k pa and TCD.

I called it caller.....see my earlier post.