Joe Duffy's Liveline: otherwise sometimes known as Deathline

[Woke Tadhg]

Is there anything Joe doesn't know? One would think there isn't as he says "I know that! I know that! I know that!" so frequently.

[Woke Tadhg]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Del.Monte]

Joe is some fool on this subject and Lottery scratch cards seems to be the limit of his knowledge. I would bet the house that Joe - despite his outrageous salary - does the feckin lottery every week.

[Del.Monte]

Joe is going to land RTE in court with his continued references to Paddy Power.

[Woke Tadhg]

Joe is some fool on this subject and Lottery scratch cards seems to be the limit of his knowledge. I would bet the house that Joe - despite his outrageous salary - does the feckin lottery every week.

Tru dat.

[Del.Monte]

So RTE talks out of both sides of its mouth - quelle surprise!

[Woke Tadhg]

RTE do be bad and dat for showing ads for de gambling companies and dat. Except for the lotto which is just a birra auld fun like de bingo and dat.

[Woke Tadhg]

79 years ago - yesterday by Liveline standards.

This caller is reading from a script.

[Woke Tadhg]

Joe already wondering how he can get a buke out of this.

[Del.Monte]

Death returns in an incident from WW.2. - only yesterday in Joe's mind.

[Woke Tadhg]

So RTE talks out of both sides of its mouth - quelle surprise!

Paedos do be bad, unless they're presenters or researchers or producers................

[Del.Monte]

[Woke Tadhg]

The Germans should apologise for printing your bukes Joe. Let's start with that.

[Del.Monte]

This lad's uncle missed the boat - a bit like all those who missed the Titanic....

[Woke Tadhg]

Wat colour was de boat?

[Woke Tadhg]

This lad's uncle missed the boat - a bit like all those who missed the Titanic....

And the 100,000+ people who were at the Munster v All Blacks game.

[Del.Monte]

Joe really at his best today talking over his callers today.

[Woke Tadhg]

This Funny Friday is better than most to be fair.

[Del.Monte]

I doubt they are still lying at the bottom of the sea.

[Del.Monte]

Fascinating to Joe and about one other person.

[Woke Tadhg]

Joe doesn't really understand the word "survivor" does he?

I survived 9/11 by his logic, as in I didn't get on any of the planes involved nor was I in any of the buildings that collapsed. Therefore, I survived.

[Del.Monte]

Will there be a chance of compo for the great grand niece from the German government.

[Del.Monte]

Joe is great at using the old google machine for his info.

[Woke Tadhg]

Will there be a chance of compo for the great grand niece from the German government.

WHOY do you think Joe is interested in this story? He's hoping he's related to the Joe Duffy he mentioned.

[Woke Tadhg]

Will there be a chance of compo for the great grand niece from the German government.

WHOY do you think Joe is interested in this story? He's hoping he's related to the Joe Duffy he mentioned.