Joe Duffy's Liveline: otherwise sometimes known as Deathline

[Woke Tadhg]

Joe being facetious and a smartarse and rightfully called out for it. It's a sad reflection that even someone who would be seen as a religous lunatic "checks" Joe and comes across better than he does on this topic.

[Woke Tadhg]

BOGOF - Buy a Coffee, Get a Confession For Free

This lady is as well versed in acronyms as Joe is skilled at Mathematics.

[Woke Tadhg]

I can actually feel my brain cells dying as I listen to this.

[Woke Tadhg]

I'd love to know what % of the profits are going to he church. I'd wager <1%

[Woke Tadhg]

Once again RTE staff failing to understand who they work for.

Joe stated the staff are putting a picture of this pop-up shop up on twitter. It's on his personal private page, but not the show's.

[Del.Monte]

Joe now claiming God is his dad?

You can see why this yoke got 45 minutes of national radio coverage.

[Woke Tadhg]

Joe now claiming God is his dad?

I'm just surprised he's not claiming he's God himself.

[Woke Tadhg]

Is it "tie-letts" or "tye-letts"?

[Woke Tadhg]

Joe's amazing and unique pronunciations to the fore again. Is there no beginning to this man's talents?

[Woke Tadhg]

This caller would want to be careful with all this talk of knick-knacks and caravans.....

[Woke Tadhg]

This is like the plot for a community drama workshop production of a Fr. Ted musical.

[Woke Tadhg]

"I won't mock Knock rock".

Joe is like an Irish Eminem, but likely wealthier.

[Del.Monte]

That minority which we cannot mention are also very fond of tilets.

[Woke Tadhg]

Bryan Adams back for his almost annual pension top up concert I see. Bon Jovi will no doubt be back soon too.

[Del.Monte]

Disgraceful demolishing a fine building like this which could be turned into a massive coffee emporium.

[Woke Tadhg]

I'm very unhappy with my largely free house Joe!

[Woke Tadhg]

Death Klaxon!

[Del.Monte]

€400k pa - where do all the dead rats go?

[Woke Tadhg]

If only there was a way to pay for these things privately and not have to wait for the council to do it.................

[Woke Tadhg]

€400k pa - where do all the dead rats go?

It's not even the dumbest question he's asked today.

[Woke Tadhg]

Joe: Forgive my stupidity.

We do on a daily basis Joe.

[Woke Tadhg]

I have to go so to speak. Enjoy the rest of the stupidity.

[Del.Monte]

Fire Chief Joe now deciding on future deployment of Dublin Fibregrade's vehicles.

[Del.Monte]

Joe happily reminiscing about dead firemen.

[Woke Tadhg]

Joe happily reminiscing about dead firemen.

"Children of the dead Fireman who died in fires and dat, so to speak"

Joe will start with Irish Fires, in the hope that Noel can land him a similar gig stateside covering the deaths of all of the firefighters who died in 9/11 - all in the name of history of course, certainly not to feed a death fetish, his ego, or bank account.