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Will Joe ask what kind of (local) accent the perpetrator had?

In today's news, inner city childers do be robbin'.......so to speak.

Vultures rather than buzzards.

Del.Monte wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:51 pm Vultures rather than buzzards.

Hang on! Hang on! They're just poor chislers from the inner city. This is all a misunderstanding. The knife was to help an old lady spread the hard butter on her scone, it was not a weapon. And when the man went to the till, he wanted to leave a tip directly into the till, so some local ne'er do wells wouldn't take it.

Conor Bacon? Was this name given by a Fair City scriptwriter?

"Wow" overload from Joe.

"a very very small minority".......sure Joe!

Wat colour was the coffee?

Where are you from originally?

I haven't been to It's A Trap but I have been to Koffee + Kale a few times. Quite often there's some free "street theatre" outside.......being close as it is to the Mater Public and Mountjoy so to speak. One time I witnessed a person of colour chasing another person of colour and throwing beer bottles at him which smashed on the walls of houses and cars along the road. It was quite the sight so to speak.

Naturally, being as Woke as I am I attempted to calm the situation down by encouraging both parties to abstain from violence. I don't think they heard me as the fracas continued so to speak, but I know that later that night they would have reflected on my words and agreed that I was right, and refrained from throwing empty beer bottles at each other on a busy street in the future. Another problem solved by me, Woke Tadhg.

Del.Monte wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 2:03 pm Where are you from originally?

I'm really disappointed in Joe. He was told well over a year ago that this is a racist question and yet he continues to ask it. I'm afraid RTE are harboring a racist. This on top of the shame brought to the station by a former Breakfast presenter who proclaimed himself to be very woke but wasn't actually, is deeply upsetting to me. I don't know how I will be able to sip my organic chai latte later such is the upset visited upon me by this continued unwokeness.

"If it looks too good to be true Joe I always buy it"

"We need happy endings"

AHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXCUSE YOU JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't be promoting sexual favours in the illegal massage parlours!!!!!!!!!!

Joe is so funny, lol. And by funny, I mean not funny.

This is great advice, visit the showroom before you buy. So just go to America and visit the showroom for a cheap fake Christmas Tree. Brilliant!

Of course the greedy retailers could stop importing cheap plastic rubbish from China and kill two birds with one stone and no shipping problems either.

This woman would buy any auld shoyte, I bet she has all of Joe's bukes.

"I love buying shoyte Joe"

I love to take a punt Joe because I'm a stupid _ _ _ _.

You're like a chocolate teapot Joe.

Are we allowed to say 'fairy' garden?

Weldon Costello from BOW-mount.

Del.Monte wrote: ↑Tue Nov 16, 2021 2:21 pm Are we allowed to say 'fairy' garden?

I was just about to write to RTE, Weldon, and Joe and correct them on this. So incredibly unwoke and hurtful.

I paid €160 for my TV Licence Joe and this is the shoyte I'm getting.

Joe's camp voyis is very offensive. It's so unbecoming of a highly-educated Trinity graduate.