Perfect Guest Personas for various Irish Radio Talk Shows

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I'll kick off with the perfect guest persona for the Sean Moncreiff show:

It could be male or female.
This individual is a member of some weird cult or group
They are comfortably woke for Sean.
They rabidly disagree with some government department like health.
They are alpha male or a feminist
They used some weird electronic or othervtype of gadgets

So rock up the perfect guests for Duffy, Tubridy and D'Arcy

[Hairy-Joe]

Darcy's perfect guest

[Fratello]

For Joe Duffy it would be a Zombie.

They are dead. (Well undead really but we will ignore the un bit.) So they can tell Joe what it's like to be dead.
Joe likes death.
They have bits rotting and falling off so they are in pain.
Joe likes talking to people in pain.

[Berties_Horse]

The perfect guest for Turgidy is someone on the verge of death so he can embalm the corpse and issue a self-serving eulogy. Failing that, a child with profound disabilities which could then be exploited on the Toy Show for personal gain. Mr. Faux Compassion has to draw attention to himself by whatever means necessary.

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Perfect Guest for Brendan O' Connor on Saturday / Sunday:

Getting up in the morning this individual thinks about the kind of dreams they had the night before to get a sense what the day ahead will be like.
They will carefully consider the taste of the breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
They will recite a poem they wrote just for the interview.
They won't go too astray that Brendan has to say, Right, we'll close that down.

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Perfect Guest for Pat Kenny

This person has some novel approach to an issue that Pat completely is in agreement with.
This person has some weird and unusual PhD
They are in the Cork Newstalk Studio and not on the phone

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Niall Boylan phone in show
Niall prefers an aggressive argumentative male caller to phone in:
So that Niall can make him out to come across as
A Complete Gobshite.