Best and Worst Radio Ads

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Sickly Home Instead Ad - rewrite: Birds singing far too loudly ....'It's cleared up Tom, will we go out for a walk (now that we've helped you rewrite your will) there's a lovely of the sea from the clifftop'....

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Patronising, sombre Ad about some banks closing by - famous for being famous - Baz Ashmawy (?). One of several Ads featuring him about the same subject and God help Ireland if businesses need advice from this source before they decide to move their bank accounts.

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Another teeth grater, and one of a new genre produced by idiots who seem to think that bleeping out words is edgy, is the Government Ad for talking about the Menopause.

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And another teeth grater
Global home improvements
A conversation between 2 doofuses.
Prolonged and stipid

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People on trolleys, wards closed for lack of staff, HSE €1K bonus still not paid to 86,000 frontline staff but the cretins can still find money for Irish language Covid radio Ads. You really couldn't make it up but let's all laugh at the Brits.

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Jude is back for "Elephant Self Storage" or is it "Elephant Storage" - poor girl seems uncertain! I suspect that she must be related to Rory as she also says naught, naught - naught, naught. And, no, you can't sleep here!

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There's a particularly nauseating one on these days promoting the joys of holidaying in Dubai where a couple recall their recent holiday there. They did everything except ride each other but at least the man had his way with a camel - bestiality on Newstalk.

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The current Ad from the government advising people to move their social welfare payments to a new bank if their existing bank is one of those closing down. The dim witted ass featured in the Ad reminded me of the Gumbys but not half as funny.

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Eir 'giggly' bits.....how hilarious......................

[Del.Monte]

There's a particularly nauseating one on these days promoting the joys of holidaying in Dubai where a couple recall their recent holiday there. They did everything except ride each other but at least the man had his way with a camel - bestiality on Newstalk.

As an aside, what on earth is the name of the camel fancier - cannot understand what the woman calls him at the start of the Ad?

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Can anyone remember one a good few years back for "udder cream" (for cows). I think the name had golden in it so might have been for Golden Udder Cream? I'd only just moved to Ireland at the time and the amount of farmer related rural ads on the radio was surprising.

Was it an ointment called something like 'Cheno unction'? "A quare name but great shtuff" I think the man said about it if I'm thinking about the same ad.

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Just heard an Irish version of the Covid Supermarket Ad - clean up in Aisle, on Newstalk .....is there any end to 'official ' Ireland's ability to waste money.

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Just heard an Irish version of the Covid Supermarket Ad - clean up in Aisle, on Newstalk .....is there any end to 'official ' Ireland's ability to waste money.

It's scandalous the HSE are still saturating every media outlet and platform with this covid shite that every dog on the street is aware of at this stage. Millions being spent and wasted that could be for instance put to better use such as spent on kids awaiting scoliosis surgery. Just goes to show the alternative reality these muppets are living in.

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GOAL Ad .."Coghlan here" .....like we are supposed to know who he is? Obviously Eamonn Coghlan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eamonn_Coghlan but I couldn't tell you a thing about him. Bang of arrogance about it.

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People on trolleys, wards closed for lack of staff, HSE €1K bonus still not paid to 86,000 frontline staff but the cretins can still find money for Irish language Covid radio Ads. You really couldn't make it up but let's all laugh at the Brits.

And today I heard an Irish language Ad for organ donors - got to admire the way they have turned wasteful virtue signalling into an art form.

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The Eir Ad which ends with two creepy children - "Mrs.Murphy is on the internet"; second evil sounding child "what's she seeing"...both should get their names down for a remake of "The Omen".

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The Eir Ad which ends with two creepy children - "Mrs.Murphy is on the internet"; second evil sounding child "what's she seeing"...both should get their names down for a remake of "The Omen".

What’s a giggly bit??? Slap her!!!

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And today I heard an Irish language Ad for organ donors - got to admire the way they have turned wasteful virtue signalling into an art form.

Not to mention everything is with bloody sign language.

I’m probably being offensive but it bloody annoys me!!

[Del.Monte]

Accept cookies, accept cookies,,,,appalling AD for radio advertising .....in the same daft style as the one for Center Parcs.

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Another added to the awful list - sicin sasta and the 'cluck' list.

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Ciara Kelly wannabe rings up the National Lottery to see how much she's won in the "Loddo". Very realistic Ad - not!

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Elephant Self Storage/ Elephant Storage has received a major rebranding as is now "Elephant Click & Store" - very catchy. The good news is that the phone number 494 naught, naught, naught, naught has been retained. Alas, poor Rory seems to have been axed.

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Square - with the obligatory attempt to be humourous.

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Chill Insurance Ad with stupid bird sound effects. Why are Ads for insurance designed by, and for, two years olds?

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Ciara Kelly wannabe rings up the National Lottery to see how much she's won in the "Loddo". Very realistic Ad - not!

The way he doesn't even ask her for her name or any sort of actual proof that she won, makes me want to ring them up meself and just chance me arm.