More Apt Names for Irish based television channels

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I'll kick off

RTE 1 : Toe the Line Television
RTE 2:. Follow The Crowd Ireland
Virgin Media 1: Cool Dude Ireland
Virgin Media 2:.Reality Poo Oreland
Virgin Media 3: Virgin Crapola

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RTE - Really Terrible Entertainment

[Hairy-Joe]

While not channel names, I've a few alternatives for programs on Bog1 and Bog2 that comes out of Donnybrook.

Prime Slime for Prime Time
Fairly Shitty for Fair City.
Constipation Street for Coronation Street
EastEndaaaaarrrrrrs for EastEnders

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The RTE Journalist - Being absolutely clueless and letting people waffle on unchallenged due to not doing any homework whatsoever on the interviewee or subject. Drives me bonkers.

[Hairy-Joe]

I get the impression that a lot of "journalists" on RTE just read questions from the script they are handed and don't listen to the answers and interrogate the answers.

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Certain current affairs RTE will give hard / easy interviews based almost solely on their personal feelings and own opinion of the individual being interviewed. Readily apparent

[95438756]

While not channel names, I've a few alternatives for programs on Bog1 and Bog2 that comes out of Donnybrook.

Prime Slime for Prime Time
Fairly Shitty for Fair City.
Constipation Street for Coronation Street
EastEndaaaaarrrrrrs for EastEnders

Beyond the Pale :Nationwide
The sun shines thru my arse : The meaning of Life
The Glop Slop show : The late late show