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Better Lines for Characters in Movies that YOU have

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Better Lines for Characters in Movies that YOU have

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So.. I'll kick off with Jason And The Argonaughts 1963.
I believe Jason's Arch Enemy here could do with a better script like this:
" The one among you who SLAYS a man shall gain his spiritual reward due to that man when he falls to the ground dead" instead of the rather watery "Kill them....kill them...."
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That film used to scare me as a kid. Looking back now, the skeletons were a bit like the terminator they way they just kept coming.
'no more blah blah blah'
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"E.T. home phone" -> E.T Fook off and give me back my BMX bike ya little thieving alien b@stard.


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Don't actually have the film but definitely a more preferable line for Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Terminator would have been "I won't be back"
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"We Need the Jedi Order Back. We Need Luke Skywalker." ->

We are foobared, I can't find the instructions...we need to seek out the oul fella that wears the onesy and ask him how the hell we turn on these saber thingys.

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Garfield in Garfield the movie
"I'll be really happy when I can eat Oddie as the piece of dogmeat along with Lasagne"
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