Berties_Horse wrote: ↑Tue Feb 07, 2023 9:23 pm
...the world's smallest violin will be dusted off before long.
No it won't. I have that particular instrument ready and waiting to shove sideways up a beastly mods anal orifice at that time.
We'll have to make do with the chorus of snickering from the cheap seats at the back to provide a soundtrack to the final curtain call.
This three act play is drawing to a close. The critics reviews will read as follows:
"A talentless performance of erstwhile crowd-pleasing clichés which couldn't be improved upon despite two recent rewrites. The 'new money' in the boxes were easily impressed and the venue staff lent their applause each night to keep the 'twilight of their career' performers enthused, but with fading attendance and the sharply focused stage lights showing the low quality set and thick make-up on stage, it's hardly a surprise that this community theatre production would never make it on Broadway.
2/10 - Comfortable seats for those who like watching trains crash."