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PogMoThoin22
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The new pandemic

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The feck?

The HSE has a LOT more important things than farting......
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That said, there are a lots of Farts in the HSE at senior level and I don't think that anybody could argue that Stephen Donnelly isn't one of the biggest Farts in the government.
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👀😅
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Del.Monte wrote: Sat Dec 31, 2022 2:07 pm That said, there are a lots of Farts in the HSE at senior level and I don't think that anybody could argue that Stephen Donnelly isn't one of the biggest Farts in the government.
Well, a lot of hot air produced alright.....
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As someone who drinks almost exclusively peppermint tea I'm sorry to have to inform you that farting persists.

It seems to be fart and parcel of the human condition, though perhaps our betters have not farted in such a long time that they now think farting is abnormal. 🧐
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After the drinks and other concoctions every day over the Christmas break I've been crop dusting the house to pandemic levels that we have had to reintroduce social distancing and may even need to reintroduce mask wearing if it persists
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The graphics designer had a brain fart and misspelled flatulence
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This though. Effart went into this.
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:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Always screenshot the sublime and the ridiculous before they are deleted - I had missed the bit with the daily recommended allowance of 5 to 15 farts.
15 seems to be pushing it, to be frank.

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Did the HSE do their own research into farting or did they pay millions to Pfizer, EY or McKinsey & Co. to do it for them?

As with most things there's an appropriate Monty Python sketch. :mrgreen:

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