Creative Writing what would your bio be called?

[95438756]

Mine would be the Marvellous Defeat
Actually I stole that from the last war novel Sven Hassel was supposed to write before he crooked - sadly he instructed that the notes were to be destroyed.

I was defeated by companies like Asus and Apple and of course got badly burned in the eircone shares debacle.

[678904673]

Memories of a Sporting Man. There wouldn't be much text as I was never much of a sporting man. But mainly photos of me in various heroic poses while clad in the clothes of a licentious Greek God

[isha]

That's a good question. I'll have to muse on it.

[CelticRambler]

"The Incoherent Ramblings of an Accidental Hermit" coz I've had plenty of "stuff" happen in my life, but am unlikely ever to devote enough time or energy to making any kind of a narrative text out of it.

[Leg End Reject]

I'll Do It Tomorrow - The Secret Life of A Chronic Procrastinor Part 1.*

*Part 2 currently 8 Years Overdue

[JayZeus]

“You can also F*** Off”

[isha]

I've got as far as the childhood installment -
"Yer Bladder Is Too Close To Yer Eyeballs". Something my father used to say to me regularly and in fairness I was an easily moved child.

I am thinking the teenage to early twenties installment may have to be called "An Innocent Eegit Let Loose".

[DeletedUser]

Sit Down While I Tell You .... The Ramblings of a Middle Aged Woman Who Hoped One Day She'd Know Better .....

[isha]

25 to 50, are the years of literary pretensions so I'm going to call this installment....

Floating Bogs, Mother Mud and Other Uncertain Terrain.

[Setanta]

The smooth stone


A tale of constant movement,work,sport and travel,

that makes a well rounded individual,but thankfully gathered no moss along the way

[95438756]

My latest imagined title for the autobiography:
"I am not a Grammar Nazi"

My inspiration
https://getpocket.com/explore/item/i-m- ... wtab-en-gb

[JayZeus]

“12 Rules for Everyone Else - A guide for dealing with idiots”

[Apelles]

'Under the ragged trousers'
or . .
'Me and my part in my own downfall'.

[DeletedUser]

'Under the ragged trousers'
or . .
'Me and my part in my own downfall'.

I love the last one !!!

[95438756]

'Under the ragged trousers'
or . .
'Me and my part in my own downfall'.

You lifting that last one from Spike Milligan.

Cheat.

[Apelles]

You lifting that last one from Spike Milligan.

Cheat.

You probably wouldn't be interested in reading my other title then . . . 'The Diary of a Young Plagiarist'.

[95438756]

You probably wouldn't be interested in reading my other title then . . . 'The Diary of a Young Plagiarist'.

Why do you say that ?
As long as it's not a lift from Sue Townsend;s (RIP) works like the Cappuccino Years, or earlier material